I find the eye doctor to be the most civilized of doctors. He’s better than

  • The Dentist, because you don’t have to suffer bleeding gums or feel guilt about not flossing
  • The Primary Care Physician, because you don’t have to undress, go to an office where everyone is sick, wait around forever due to administrative incompetence, or talk about embarrassing medical issues.
  • The Psychiatrist, because you don’t have to self-analyze, feel judged, or get nervous.

I think the eye doctor is nice because they are working with the most fragile of organs. Their necessary gentleness extends to the whole doctors environment, creating a friendly, clean, non-medical atmosphere. Too made I only go once a year!