Is there any way I could convince Verizon to stop sending me dozens of pages of brochures every month trying to get me to subscribe to FiOS? It’s not that I don’t want FiOS, it’s that I’m already a subscriber. Someone I feel through the cracks and will forever be in their marketing system as a lead.

I wonder how many mailings I’d have to throw away to justify the 60 minutes I’d spend on hold trying to find the right person to take me off the list?